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#101 Lancelot

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Posted 05 September 2020 - 10:20 PM

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#102 Lancelot

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Posted 10 September 2020 - 08:29 PM

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#103 granpa

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Posted 11 September 2020 - 08:40 PM

Lets hope this crap year isnt repeated in 2021



#104 Lancelot

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Posted 11 September 2020 - 10:44 PM

I suppose we'll still have a Christmas in 2021.  LOL   Hope I'm still around to enjoy it.


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#105 Lancelot

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Posted 13 September 2020 - 10:33 PM

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


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#106 Supercar

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Posted 19 September 2020 - 08:46 AM

Hi everyone..
I'm writing this from my hospital bed...
Don't worry!
The Doctor says I'll be OK , but I must warn you all...
the "Dyson ball cleaner " has a very misleading name!!

 

Good job its not a dual ball cleaner then :)



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Posted 19 September 2020 - 08:46 AM

Hi everyone..
I'm writing this from my hospital bed...
Don't worry!
The Doctor says I'll be OK , but I must warn you all...
the "Dyson ball cleaner " has a very misleading name!!

 

Good job its not a dual ball cleaner then :)



#108 cris1117

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 01:46 PM

A two seater light aircraft crashed in a graveyard in Ireland
Police have so far recovered 200 bodies.



#109 Lancelot

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Posted 27 September 2020 - 09:09 PM

I stole a Calendar from a shop.  The Police said I could be looking at 12 months.


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#110 Lancelot

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Posted 27 September 2020 - 09:14 PM

I was at home the other day, there was a knock at the door. A man said we want to open a community swimming baths. I gave him a bucket of water.


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#111 Lancelot

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Posted 27 September 2020 - 09:20 PM

Tommy got kicked out of school class today.
Teacher asked him, "if I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Joanne, £5 to Claire and £5 to Katie, what would you have" ??
Apparently "3 blowjobs and enough left for a Kebab" was not the answer the teacher was looking for.


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#112 Lancelot

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Posted 27 September 2020 - 10:52 PM

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Posted 12 October 2020 - 07:59 AM

I know what a Pension is now it's when you have time to sit down and pen a few words in lockdown



#114 cris1117

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Posted 21 October 2020 - 10:08 AM

I’ve got a friend whose nickname is 'shagger'. You might think that’s pretty cool. She doesn’t like it.


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Posted 26 October 2020 - 07:48 AM

A football team in Manchester who cannot score a goal have gone into training this morning with Ham and Cheese and two loaves in their kit bag. The final score was 22 Ham to 20 Cheese sandwiches and will be available in the North Stand for anyone in need of a free lunch.



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Posted 26 October 2020 - 07:52 AM

My friend in Scotland is getting married and will be wearing a kilt for the big day.

 

I asked, whats the tartan?

 

He said she will be wearing white.


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